I Wish I Were American

Sure there are lots of reasons I'd rather be Canadian (214 million fewer guns, the right to marry someone of the same sex and universal health care are nothing to scoff at), but here are three reasons why I sometimes wish I were American.


1. So I could access Pandora and Hulu like Americans can.


2. So I could buy beer with my groceries like Americans can.


3. So I could buy Munchie Mugs and StressErasers like Americans can.

When compiled my reasons begin to seem somewhat trivial... So until this list makes a stronger case for immigration, I'll be satisfied to remain Canadian.